|I know, right? Slack and shredded!|
(Editors note: Please ignore my mom-style lack of manicure and obvious man hands. There is apparently no way to photograph my hands that doesn't result in them looking like scary monster meat hooks.)
So, I caved and bought my own extra-large pair of the much-lauded Machingers. (Yes, I said XL. See "man hands", above). Long story short - they are amazing. The fingers are coated all the way around with magical grabby something, and they're made of some kind of net that doesn't slack and doesn't give you sweaty pits (pardon) between your fingers. Behold:
Best part: they actually costed less than the Fons gloves!